Things like
this, which includes the self-explanatory shock-inducing phrase "Alan Moore has launched a web site". That, alone, is enough to make one suspect off-season April Foolery, and yet apparently it's true. Who knew Alan had added the mastery of HTML to his other sorcerous powers...? (I kid!)
Not sure if you've seen this Tom Waits quote, but it fits:
ReplyDelete"Mule Conversations". Austin Chronicle: Jody Denberg. April, 1999)
Austin Chronicle: Do you ever surf the Internet?
Tom Waits: "I've never been in the water."
AC: Well, you've got some obsessive fans who keep up some pretty intense Web sites. And I know they have a festival devoted to your work in New York every year. How do you deal with such fanaticism when you meet these people?
TW: "I don't meet these people."