An Article Worthy Of The Onion

I started reading this article this morning and didn't clue in at first that it was a joke. Considering some of the things that the Oxycontin-addicted moron Rush Limbaugh has said recently, learning that he'd announced that he was "hoping the planet Earth would explode" ("on Barack Obama's watch") didn't seem all that implausible. He's just that much of a loon. It's a fun read!